Lo Meri Girl Friend Ka Photo Dekho Press Down Thora Aur Neeche Dikhi Ya Nahi... Haram Khor Bhabhi Ki Nazar Se Dekhta Tou Zaruur Dikhti...
Har laal rang RED nahin hota, Her murda DEAD nahin hota, Kaisay kahon par yeh sach hai, Har koi aap ki tarah MAD nahin hot... MAD bolay to M-Most A-Attractive D-Dost...
waqt kimti hota hai, waqt ki kadar us aadmi se pucho, jo toilet ke bahar khdaho, aur andar wala bole, "bus ek minute.
CIRCUIT : Aye Mamu, tereko papad aur jhapad mein pharak pata hai kya? MAMU : Nehin. CIRCUIT : To kha ke dekh Le, pata chal jayega.
After finishing MBBS... Dr Munna Bhai starts his practice. He checked his FIRST patient's eyes, tongue & ears by TORCH & finally what did he say? "Battery is OK"
Yaad tumhari na aaye aisa hum hone nahi denge,Dost tumhare jaisa hum khone nahi denge. Ek do sms karte rahna,Warna raat ko tumhe hum sone nahi denge....
pyar karna hai to phulo se karo pedo se karo nature se karo animal se karo ladki se mat karo QK ladki pyak liye nahi time pass ke liye hoti hai yaar S..a..g..a..R
Pani ki bunde phulo ko bhigo rahi hai, Ek thandi-thandi tazgi jaga rahi hai, aap bhi ho jai inme shmil, Ek pyari se subah aapko bula rahi hai.
DATE SHEET AA GAYE HAI, TAYARI SHURU KAR DO, 7-ROSE DAY, 8-PROPOSE DAY, 9-CHOCLATE DAY, 10-TEDDY DAY, 11-PROMISE DAY, 12-HUG DAY, 13-KISS DAY, 14-VALENTINE DAY
wife:mere irade bade nek hai, aap 1000 me se 1 hai. Husband: dimag ke hum bhi don hai, pehle ye bata kamini, baki ke 999 kaun hai....
Har laal rang RED nahin hota, Her murda DEAD nahin hota, Kaisay kahon par yeh sach hai, Har koi aap ki tarah MAD nahin hot... MAD bolay to M-Most A-Attractive D-Dost...
waqt kimti hota hai, waqt ki kadar us aadmi se pucho, jo toilet ke bahar khdaho, aur andar wala bole, "bus ek minute.
CIRCUIT : Aye Mamu, tereko papad aur jhapad mein pharak pata hai kya? MAMU : Nehin. CIRCUIT : To kha ke dekh Le, pata chal jayega.
After finishing MBBS... Dr Munna Bhai starts his practice. He checked his FIRST patient's eyes, tongue & ears by TORCH & finally what did he say? "Battery is OK"
Yaad tumhari na aaye aisa hum hone nahi denge,Dost tumhare jaisa hum khone nahi denge. Ek do sms karte rahna,Warna raat ko tumhe hum sone nahi denge....
pyar karna hai to phulo se karo pedo se karo nature se karo animal se karo ladki se mat karo QK ladki pyak liye nahi time pass ke liye hoti hai yaar S..a..g..a..R
Pani ki bunde phulo ko bhigo rahi hai, Ek thandi-thandi tazgi jaga rahi hai, aap bhi ho jai inme shmil, Ek pyari se subah aapko bula rahi hai.
DATE SHEET AA GAYE HAI, TAYARI SHURU KAR DO, 7-ROSE DAY, 8-PROPOSE DAY, 9-CHOCLATE DAY, 10-TEDDY DAY, 11-PROMISE DAY, 12-HUG DAY, 13-KISS DAY, 14-VALENTINE DAY
wife:mere irade bade nek hai, aap 1000 me se 1 hai. Husband: dimag ke hum bhi don hai, pehle ye bata kamini, baki ke 999 kaun hai....
