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| Funny Hindi Jokes |
: Funny Hindi jokes is a collection of the funniest, most comical jokes which will make you laugh out loud. These are short jokes in a variety of categories.
Hindi Joke
Ek chor amir lok ke ghar mein chori karne gaya. Trunk pe likha tha “Trunk ko todne ki jaroorat nahi hai, 156 number press karke sahmne vala lal batan dabao, trunk khul jayegi. Jaise hi batan daba alarm baja aur police aa gayi.”
Jate jate chor us lok se bola: Aaj mera insaaniyat se vishwas uth gaya hai!
Kanjoos Joke
Babu market jata hai underwear kharid karne.
Babu: Yeh kitne ka hai?
Dokandar: Rs 600.
Kanjoos Babu: Arey bhai daily wear dikhaao, party wear nahi.
Funny Hindi Joke
Rubel gora tha. Jab uska ladka paida hua toh woh kala tha.
Tab Rubel apne patni ke paas jata hai aur pucha hai, “Yaar main bhi gora tha tum bhi gori thi to bachcha kaise kala paida ho gaya?”
Aur pher uski bibi ne jawab diya, Darling mein vi Hot tum vi hot sayad “Bachcha Jal gaya hoga.”
Funny Joke
Parul (naukrani) ne Parul se kaha, memsahab gajab ho gaya, pados ki teen auraten aap ki saas ko peet rahi hai.
Parul Naukrani ke saath balakani se aayi aur chup chap tamasha dekhne lagi.
Naukarani ne pucha, aap madad karne nahi jayengi?
Parul: Nahi uske liye teen hi kafi hai.
Shaadi Joke
Shadi ke bad dusre din Parul apni dady se: Meri unse ladai ho gayie!
Dady: Shadi mein jhagde toh hote rehte hai fikar mat karo.
Parul: Woh toh thik hai par ab “LAASH” ka kya karu
Dumb and Dumber Joke
Rubel: Woh ladki kitni sundar hai!
Liton: Mujhe uska naam pata hai.
Rubel: Kya naam hai uska?
Liton: Wo Bank mein kaam karti hai, uske counter ke upar uska naam likha tha “CHAALU KHAATA”
Baap Beta Joke
Bap: a beta jara bol to kis boys cricket team captan larki?
Beta: a kase hoga larka team main captan larki?? A nehi ho sakta.
Bap: abe hain . jara soch ke bata.
Beta: mujhe to bakwas lagta he.
Bap: Srilanka ki us team ki captan “Mahila Joyabardhana”
Very Dumb Joke in Hindi
Rubel bara dukhi tha!
Ek dost ne us se pucha, “Kiu, tension mein ho?”
Rubel: Yaar ek dost ko plastic surgery ke liye 2 lakh Rupeey diye thay, ab saale ko peehchan nahi pa raha hoon!
Dumb Joke in Hindi
Rubel Kaun Banega Crorepati Main:
Question: What is you father name?
Rubel: Plz Options?
a. Dilawar
b. Changez
c. Feroz
d. Sultan
Rubel: Life line-50/50
a. Dilawar
c. Feroze
Pathan: Audience Vote.
75% Dilawar
25% Feroze
Rubel: I want to use My last life line “Phone a friend.”
Kisse call karengy?
Rubel: Apne baap dilawar ko!
Cinema Hall Joke
Cinema hall Me Liton Ke Bagal Me Baithi 2 Aurate Lagatar Apas Me Baate Kiye Ja Rahi Thi. Thodi Der Tak To Liton Sabra Kiye Baitha Raha Lekin Fir Junjalaa Kar Bola- “Maaf Kijiyega, Mujhe Apki Baatchit Ke Chalte Film ka Koi Dialogue Sunaai Nahi Pad Raha Hai. Aap…..”
“To Hum bhi Kaha Aap ko suna Rahe Hai, Hamari Private Batchit chal Rahi Hai.”
Unme Se Anita Ne Munh Banaate Huye Kaha.
Funny Sports Joke in Hindi
Keya bolti hai tu,tu to iss para ka sera striker hai.
:nahi, maine iss elaka ki sabse baaje goalkeeper hu.
Hindi Joke
Suna hai tum club se daak paya ho?
: ha, thik suna.
:tumhara naam par kitni goal likha hai?
Beta Baba Joke
Diary par beta ki number dekh kar Baba hotash tha,iss tarah number pane ekhi tarika hai belt se marna.
-baba tum thik bola,besi karke pitna parega. Iss tarah number dene ka ye ek tarika hai.
Funny Joke
Ek admi police se bola kuch der pehle mera watch,mobile hijack ho gaya.
-app chillay kiun nahi help ke lyee.
-kiun ki, agar meine chillay to wo meri sona ki daat dekh leta.
Crazy Joke in Hindi
Matlab saab aap yeh age par aur ek santan kiun leta hai?
chup karo, member ki vi 11 ladka hai mere vi 11, ek ijjat ki bapar hai.
Short Hindi Joke
Maine khal katne par kumir anna chahta hu kiun?
Kiun ki bidesh par kumir ki bohot dam hai.
Dumb Hindi Joke
Agar admi ki paa nahi hota tha to keya hota tha.
Gari par break nahi hota tha.
Silly Hindi Joke
Nakshatra ki alo kiun mit mit kar jalta hai?
Voltage ki karan par,uha voltage kam hai.
Girl Boy Hindi Joke
:ladke se pehle ladkio ki saadi ho jata hai kiun?
:kiun ki ladki log ladke se pehle hai.
Two Men Funny Hindi Joke
1st person: mosquito ne hamari rakt khata hai magar neta log kya khata hai?
2nd person:neta log mosquito marne ke lyee paysa mar khata hai.
Funny Pappu Joke
Do log baat karti hai samaj ki halchal ki bare me,
:hamari jiban ki value kaya hai?
:aaj kal 100 Rs. Mein vi khuni paoa jata hai,so hamari value hai 100 Rs.
Two Men Hindi Joke
Do log baat karti hai samaj ki halchal ki bare me,
:hamari jiban ki value kaya hai?
:aaj kal 100 Rs. Mein vi khuni paoa jata hai,so hamari value hai 100 Rs.
Baap Beta Joke
Bap: hamari protiva kiun chupa rehta hai?
Beta:kiun ki sabne protivaban nahi ho jay is lyee.
Rickshawala Hindi Joke
Ek rickshawala bohot khata hai us lyee usko petuk kehta hai magar “Sher e Bangla” vi bohot khata tha magar usko hum kehta hai “Vojon Roshik”.
Hindi Joke
Maramari karke kapre cirne ke par din:
:ki vai,kiun daur raha ho?
:meri daurne par vi tu khota deta hai,rokh aj vi tera shirt chir dunga.
Pappu Joke Hindi
Ek admi ne pappu se ask kya ke usne nahane ke waqt kaun se dik se mukh rakh kar suru karega
Pappu:tumhare kapra se suru karo.
Jail Joke in Hindi
Two friend gossips
1 Friend said : yaar Jail ko “Hawalaat” kyu kehte hy..?
.
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2 Friend said: Kyu k jail me khane ma sirf
“Hawa” ur “Laat” hi milti hy----- haahaahaa
Hindi Joke
Ek chor amir lok ke ghar mein chori karne gaya. Trunk pe likha tha “Trunk ko todne ki jaroorat nahi hai, 156 number press karke sahmne vala lal batan dabao, trunk khul jayegi. Jaise hi batan daba alarm baja aur police aa gayi.”
Jate jate chor us lok se bola: Aaj mera insaaniyat se vishwas uth gaya hai!
Kanjoos Joke
Babu market jata hai underwear kharid karne.
Babu: Yeh kitne ka hai?
Dokandar: Rs 600.
Kanjoos Babu: Arey bhai daily wear dikhaao, party wear nahi.
Funny Hindi Joke
Rubel gora tha. Jab uska ladka paida hua toh woh kala tha.
Tab Rubel apne patni ke paas jata hai aur pucha hai, “Yaar main bhi gora tha tum bhi gori thi to bachcha kaise kala paida ho gaya?”
Aur pher uski bibi ne jawab diya, Darling mein vi Hot tum vi hot sayad “Bachcha Jal gaya hoga.”
Funny Joke
Parul (naukrani) ne Parul se kaha, memsahab gajab ho gaya, pados ki teen auraten aap ki saas ko peet rahi hai.
Parul Naukrani ke saath balakani se aayi aur chup chap tamasha dekhne lagi.
Naukarani ne pucha, aap madad karne nahi jayengi?
Parul: Nahi uske liye teen hi kafi hai.
Shaadi Joke
Shadi ke bad dusre din Parul apni dady se: Meri unse ladai ho gayie!
Dady: Shadi mein jhagde toh hote rehte hai fikar mat karo.
Parul: Woh toh thik hai par ab “LAASH” ka kya karu
Dumb and Dumber Joke
Rubel: Woh ladki kitni sundar hai!
Liton: Mujhe uska naam pata hai.
Rubel: Kya naam hai uska?
Liton: Wo Bank mein kaam karti hai, uske counter ke upar uska naam likha tha “CHAALU KHAATA”
Baap Beta Joke
Bap: a beta jara bol to kis boys cricket team captan larki?
Beta: a kase hoga larka team main captan larki?? A nehi ho sakta.
Bap: abe hain . jara soch ke bata.
Beta: mujhe to bakwas lagta he.
Bap: Srilanka ki us team ki captan “Mahila Joyabardhana”
Very Dumb Joke in Hindi
Rubel bara dukhi tha!
Ek dost ne us se pucha, “Kiu, tension mein ho?”
Rubel: Yaar ek dost ko plastic surgery ke liye 2 lakh Rupeey diye thay, ab saale ko peehchan nahi pa raha hoon!
Dumb Joke in Hindi
Rubel Kaun Banega Crorepati Main:
Question: What is you father name?
Rubel: Plz Options?
a. Dilawar
b. Changez
c. Feroz
d. Sultan
Rubel: Life line-50/50
a. Dilawar
c. Feroze
Pathan: Audience Vote.
75% Dilawar
25% Feroze
Rubel: I want to use My last life line “Phone a friend.”
Kisse call karengy?
Rubel: Apne baap dilawar ko!
Cinema Hall Joke
Cinema hall Me Liton Ke Bagal Me Baithi 2 Aurate Lagatar Apas Me Baate Kiye Ja Rahi Thi. Thodi Der Tak To Liton Sabra Kiye Baitha Raha Lekin Fir Junjalaa Kar Bola- “Maaf Kijiyega, Mujhe Apki Baatchit Ke Chalte Film ka Koi Dialogue Sunaai Nahi Pad Raha Hai. Aap…..”
“To Hum bhi Kaha Aap ko suna Rahe Hai, Hamari Private Batchit chal Rahi Hai.”
Unme Se Anita Ne Munh Banaate Huye Kaha.
Funny Sports Joke in Hindi
Keya bolti hai tu,tu to iss para ka sera striker hai.
:nahi, maine iss elaka ki sabse baaje goalkeeper hu.
Hindi Joke
Suna hai tum club se daak paya ho?
: ha, thik suna.
:tumhara naam par kitni goal likha hai?
Beta Baba Joke
Diary par beta ki number dekh kar Baba hotash tha,iss tarah number pane ekhi tarika hai belt se marna.
-baba tum thik bola,besi karke pitna parega. Iss tarah number dene ka ye ek tarika hai.
Funny Joke
Ek admi police se bola kuch der pehle mera watch,mobile hijack ho gaya.
-app chillay kiun nahi help ke lyee.
-kiun ki, agar meine chillay to wo meri sona ki daat dekh leta.
Crazy Joke in Hindi
Matlab saab aap yeh age par aur ek santan kiun leta hai?
chup karo, member ki vi 11 ladka hai mere vi 11, ek ijjat ki bapar hai.
Short Hindi Joke
Maine khal katne par kumir anna chahta hu kiun?
Kiun ki bidesh par kumir ki bohot dam hai.
Dumb Hindi Joke
Agar admi ki paa nahi hota tha to keya hota tha.
Gari par break nahi hota tha.
Silly Hindi Joke
Nakshatra ki alo kiun mit mit kar jalta hai?
Voltage ki karan par,uha voltage kam hai.
Girl Boy Hindi Joke
:ladke se pehle ladkio ki saadi ho jata hai kiun?
:kiun ki ladki log ladke se pehle hai.
Two Men Funny Hindi Joke
1st person: mosquito ne hamari rakt khata hai magar neta log kya khata hai?
2nd person:neta log mosquito marne ke lyee paysa mar khata hai.
Funny Pappu Joke
Do log baat karti hai samaj ki halchal ki bare me,
:hamari jiban ki value kaya hai?
:aaj kal 100 Rs. Mein vi khuni paoa jata hai,so hamari value hai 100 Rs.
Two Men Hindi Joke
Do log baat karti hai samaj ki halchal ki bare me,
:hamari jiban ki value kaya hai?
:aaj kal 100 Rs. Mein vi khuni paoa jata hai,so hamari value hai 100 Rs.
Baap Beta Joke
Bap: hamari protiva kiun chupa rehta hai?
Beta:kiun ki sabne protivaban nahi ho jay is lyee.
Rickshawala Hindi Joke
Ek rickshawala bohot khata hai us lyee usko petuk kehta hai magar “Sher e Bangla” vi bohot khata tha magar usko hum kehta hai “Vojon Roshik”.
Hindi Joke
Maramari karke kapre cirne ke par din:
:ki vai,kiun daur raha ho?
:meri daurne par vi tu khota deta hai,rokh aj vi tera shirt chir dunga.
Pappu Joke Hindi
Ek admi ne pappu se ask kya ke usne nahane ke waqt kaun se dik se mukh rakh kar suru karega
Pappu:tumhare kapra se suru karo.
Jail Joke in Hindi
Two friend gossips
1 Friend said : yaar Jail ko “Hawalaat” kyu kehte hy..?
.
.
2 Friend said: Kyu k jail me khane ma sirf
“Hawa” ur “Laat” hi milti hy----- haahaahaa
