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Wo dekho ek sales ka Banda ja raha hai ... 

Wo dekho ek sales ka Banda ja raha hai

Zindagi se hara hua hai ....

Par "customers" se haar nahi maanta,
Apne presentation ki ek line isey rati
hui hai....

par aaj kaun se rang ke moje pehne hain,
ye nahi jaanta,

Din par din ek excel file banata ja raha hai..

Wo dekho ek sales ka Banda ja raha hai ...

Das hazaar customers mein se ache
Customer dhoond lete hain lekin ,

Majboor dost ki ankhhon ki nami
dikhayi nahi deti,

PC pe hazzar windows khuli hain,
Par dil ki khidki pe koi dastak sunayi nahi deti...

Saturday-Sunday nahata nahi ,
Weekdays ko naha raha hai...

Wo dekho ek sales ka Banda ja raha hai ...

Reporting karte karte pata hi nahi chala,
"Boss" kab maa baap se bhi bade ho gaye,

Kitabon me gulab rakhne wala,
Cigrette me kho gaya,

Weekends pe daroo pee ke jo jashn mana raha hai ,

Wo dekho ek sales ka Banda ja raha hai ...................................

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Rangon se bhi rangeen zindagi hai humari,
rangeeli rahe yeh bandagi hai humari,
kabhi na bigde ye pyar ki rangoli,
aye mere yaar aisi HAPPY HOLI.
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Aaj rang lo is mehfil mein,
khelo jhoom kar holi,
ched do har dil ko aaj
bol kar pyar ki boli,
lal gulal aur har rang mein
Aaye jeevan mein baharon ki doli
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Tum bhi Jhoome masti main,
Hum bhi jhoome masti main,
Shor hua saari basti main..
Jhoome sab holi ki Masti main..
Mast Mast ye Masti rahe sada aapki Kashti main,
Beet Gayi HOLI fir bhi..
Mubarak ho HOLI bheegi masti Main !
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Fulo Ne Khilna Chhod Diya
Taro Ne Chamkna Chhod Diya
Holi Me Baki Hai 2 Din
Fir Aapne Abhi Se Nahana Q Chhod Diya.
Happy Holi
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Mahange rang gulaal hue hain,
Mahnge shakkar tel.
ab baaki tyohaar mein,
SMS tera khel.
MANHGAAI ZINDABAAD
HAPPY HOLI

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Unke Bewafai Par Wafa Hum Karenge
Yaad Ko Unki Dil Se Juda Hum Karenge
Itna Chaha Phir Bhi Yakeen Nahin
Aise Zindagi Jee Kar Kya Karenge

Mere Jineke Liye Tera Armaan Hi Kafi Hai .
Dil Ke Kalam Se Likhi Ye ! Dastaan Hi Kafi Hai.
Tir-E-Talwaar Ki Tujhe Kya Zaroorat-E-Nazneen,
Qatl Karne Ke Liye Teri Muskaan hi Kafi Hai

Ittefaq se hum mile,
Ittefaq se aap hume pasand aaye,
Ittefaq se hum dost bane,
Humari dosti ab ittefaq nahi,
Zindagi ki khoobsurat hakikat hai.

Yun durr reh! kar duriyon ko badaya nahi karte,
Apne deewano ko sataya nahi karte,
Har waqt bas jise tumhara khyal ho,
Usey apni awaaz ke liye tadpaya nahi karte.

Zamane se nahi to tanhai se darta hu,
Pyar se nahi to ruswai se darta hu,
Milne ki umang bahot hoti hai dil me,
Lekin milne ke baad teri judai se darta hu.

Hum to dil deneko taiyar baithe hai,
Darde mohabbat karne ko taiyar baite hai,
Par hai re meri futi kismat,
Koi dil leneko hi taiyar nahi.

Bekabu hai dil fir bhi jiya ja raha hu,
Khali hao botal fir bhi piya ja raha hu,
Majburi to dekho is dil ki.
Reply nahi mil raha fir bhi msg kiya ja raha hu.

Wo ruthe is kadar ki manaya na gaya,
Durr itne ho gaye ki pass bulaya na gaya,
Dil to dil tha samundar ka sahil nahi,
Likh diya naam to fir mitaya na gaya.

EK Pyari Si Kahani...........

I love my past.

I love my present.

I’m not ashamed of what I’ve had,

and I’m not sad because I have it no longer.

Aisi apni Wife ho..................

Aisi apni Wife ho..................

5'5" jiski height ho,
Chehra jiska bright ho,

Weight mein thori light Ho,
Umer mein difference slight ho,

Thori see wo quiet ho,
Tu memorable her ek night ho~

Aisi apni Wife ho..................

Saas ki khidmat jiski khwahish ho
Beauty multiply by Twice ho,
mom dad ki choice ho,

Aisi apni Wife ho..................

Padosi jab baat kare tu,
haath me uskay knife ho.
Dinner candle light ho,
Tu Delecious har ek Bite ho,
Dono mein na kabhi fight ho,
Milne k baad dil delight ho..

Aisi apni Wife ho..................

Ankhain uski jaisay...sunny Twilight ho!
Honton ko dekh ker lagay...jaisay coke diet ho
Jab saari pehn k niklay tu kya sight ho,
Aisa lagay jaisay switzerland ki flight ho,
Favourite colour white ho,
make-up thora light ho
Zulfain Dynamite hoon..
Basant mein jaisay ur rahi koi kite ho !

Aisi apni Wife ho..................

Kaash yeh concept 100% right ho
agar aisi apni wife ho
tu kya haseen life ho
Batoon mein garmaish ho
har kisi ki yahi farmaish ho
kudrat ki bhi aazmaish ho
Defense ki rehaaish ho,
Kise ki bhi na look-a-like ho,


Aisi apni Wife ho..................
Aisi apni Wife ho..................

Kitna Pyar Diya Usy Par Hamara khayal kuch Bhi Nahi,

Kitna Pyar Diya Usy Par Hamara khayal kuch Bhi Nahi,
Itni Gehri Chahat ka Hasil 0 Hisaal kuch Bhi Nahi,

Wo Hum se khafa thy to Jan Nikal Gayi thi Hamari,
Hum Unse khafa Hain to Unko Malal kuch Bhi Nahi,

Is Qadar Dukh Diya Hai Na Jane kis khata Par Hamen,
0r Hum Bhi Sabar karte Gaye kiya Sawal kuch Bhi Nahi,

Uski khushi Mein Hansne Wale khas Hain Ab Us k Liye,
Dukh Mein Us k Sath Hain Hum Or Hamari Misal kuch Bhi Nahi.