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Hindi Love Shayri – Na jane inn ankhon mein basi

Shiddat se hame talash thi jiski puri nahi thi magar aas thi jiski rehte they jo bas khyalo mein hamare na jane inn ankhon mein basi wo tasveer thi kiski

Mehsoos kiya hai hamne uske ehsaas ko tere labo se andaje baya lagta hai ye mera sapne hai jo haikikat hua hai jane kyon teri har baat pe aitbaar hota hai

zoostju pe teri hum ji na payenge na muksura aise, sayad hum mar jayenge izhaar-e-ishq sanam yu nazro se na kar sile hont tere meri dhadkano ko juda kar jayenga

Aisa Kyu hota hai LADKO...

1..Papa kahte hai beta padhai karke kuchh bano to bura lagta hai,
par yahi baat jab Girlfriend kehti hai to lagta hai care karti hai.

2..GF ke liye Maa-Baap se juth bolte hai,
par Maa-Baap ke liye Gf se Kyun nahi??

3..GF se shaadi ke liye perents ko chhod dete hai,
par perents ke liye GF ko kyun nahi??

4..GF ko Picture dikhane ke paise hote hai,
par Sister ke liye suit dilane k paise nahi hote hai.

5..GF se roj raat me mobail se poochhte hai khana khaya ki nahi ya kitni roti khaai,
par kya aaj tak ye baat perents se poochhi??

6..GF ki ek kasam se smooking chhut jati hai,
par papa ke baar-baar kehne se kyun nahi??

so care your perents.....

Maa-Baap hi GOD hai Mante ho to Is Massage ko Faila do.

Funny Hindi Shayari for Love Friends

Funny Shayari in Hindi is a collection of some of the most hilarious two line to four line shayari sms in Hindi which are funny to ready and are full of comedy. Enjoy reading these funny Hindi Shayari and send them by sms to your friends and have fun making their day. Enjoy the comedy.

Unke Bewafai Par Wafa Hum Karenge
Yaad Ko Unki Dil Se Juda Hum Karenge
Itna Chaha Phir Bhi Yakeen Nahin
Aise Zindagi Jee Kar Kya Karenge

Mere Jineke Liye Tera Armaan Hi Kafi Hai .
Dil Ke Kalam Se Likhi Ye ! Dastaan Hi Kafi Hai.
Tir-E-Talwaar Ki Tujhe Kya Zaroorat-E-Nazneen,
Qatl Karne Ke Liye Teri Muskaan hi Kafi Hai

Ittefaq se hum mile,
Ittefaq se aap hume pasand aaye,
Ittefaq se hum dost bane,
Humari dosti ab ittefaq nahi,
Zindagi ki khoobsurat hakikat hai.

Yun durr reh! kar duriyon ko badaya nahi karte,
Apne deewano ko sataya nahi karte,
Har waqt bas jise tumhara khyal ho,
Usey apni awaaz ke liye tadpaya nahi karte.

Zamane se nahi to tanhai se darta hu,
Pyar se nahi to ruswai se darta hu,
Milne ki umang bahot hoti hai dil me,
Lekin milne ke baad teri judai se darta hu.

Hum to dil deneko taiyar baithe hai,
Darde mohabbat karne ko taiyar baite hai,
Par hai re meri futi kismat,
Koi dil leneko hi taiyar nahi.

Bekabu hai dil fir bhi jiya ja raha hu,
Khali hao botal fir bhi piya ja raha hu,
Majburi to dekho is dil ki.
Reply nahi mil raha fir bhi msg kiya ja raha hu.

Wo ruthe is kadar ki manaya na gaya,
Durr itne ho gaye ki pass bulaya na gaya,
Dil to dil tha samundar ka sahil nahi,
Likh diya naam to fir mitaya na gaya.

Comedy Shayari SMS in Hindi

 
Dil se kabhi mujhe yaad kiya karo,
Itna gair na samjho call nahi toa atleast
Miss call toa kar liya karo

Zindagi mein tum iss tarah jaise ki bahar aayi
Pyar iss tarah kiya ki gulzar aayi
Khush hum aise huae ki jaise basant ki fuhar aayi
Tumne dhokha iss tarah diya ki dil mai heartattack aayi

Socha tha har modd pe tumhara intezar karenge,
Socha tha har modd pe tumhara intezar karenge,
Magar kambakhat sali sadak hi seedhi nikli.

Itna khusnasib to hum na the
Hamari taqdia mai sitam kam na the
Fir kyo hum kuda ko itna bha gye
ki Banakar Dost aap Hamare zindgi me aa gaye

Shayar hoon arj karta hoon shayari
Sunlo itni bhi nahi hi buri
Varna murder kardoonga mere paas hai churi…

Yeh exam ke rishte bhi ajeeb hote hai,
Sab apne apne naseeb hote hai,
Rahte hai jo nigaho se duur,
Saale wahi question compulsary hote hai.

Gaa toh hum Bhi sakte hai,
Agar awaaz hot toh.
Baja toh hum bhi sakte hai,
Agar Saaz ho toh.
Kaun kehta hai Tajmahal Shahjahan ne Banaya,
Bana toh hum bhi sakte hai,
Agar Mumtaj ho toh…

Comedy Shayari in Hindi

Khayal ko kissi aahat ki aas rehti hai,
Nigah ko kissi soorat ki talash rehti hai,
Tere bin koi kami toa nhi hai dost,
Bass gali waali jamadarni udhas rehti hai…

Jab bhi hota hain deedar,
dil dhadakta hai baar baar,
par yeh sochkar kehte hain,
ki kab chukaaoge mera uddhaar…

Humne bhi kabhi pyar kiya tha,
thoda nai besumar kiya tha,
dil tut kar reh gaya,
jab usne kaha,aree Maine to Majak kiya tha…

Sher Sunaata hoon zara ghor se suno,
Main Sher Sunaata hoon zara ghor se suno,
Ja mein nahi sunata kisi our se suno …

Jawani kd din chamkile hon gaye,
husn ke tever nokile ho gaye,
faisla lene me itne dhile ho gaye,
ki unke haath peele ho gaye….

Wo chham chham kar ke aayi
wo chham chham kar ke chali gayi
main sindoor le kar khada tha
wo rakhi bandh kar chali gayi..

Log ruthkar rah jaatein hai,
Dil ki baat dil mein daba jaate hain,
Zamana teji ka hai,
Phir kyon nahin aeroplane si udaan bharte hain!
Kalam se khat par leekh kar kabootar udaana hua ab poorana,
Sonchtein hain yeh to zamana hua deewana!

Pani Main Tairna machali ka style
Hawa me udna panchi ka style
Different msgs bhejna FANNAH ka style
Fukat ka msg padhna aur fwd karna aapka style .
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Kehne ko toa kichar me bhi ham kamal khila de ,
Magar kuch soch ke ruk jaate hain .
Tum kanto me jeene ki baat karte ho,
Hum to kaanto ko bhi phool bana dete hain.

Usne mehndi laga rakhi thi ,
Hamne uski doli utha rakhi thi ,
Hame maloom tha ke vo bewafa niklegi ,
Isliye hamne uski behen pata rakhi thi….

Kya hua jo usne racha li mehndi,
Hamm bhi aab sehra sajayenge,
Mujhe ptta tha ke vo aapne naseeb main nhi hai,
Ab uski chotti behen ko fasayenge…..

Funny Shayari In Hindi

Scooter Ka Ishq :

Hamara ishq tha hi itna saccha,
ki scooter par lagta hi tha accha,
Jab milne unse jati thi,
To scooter par hi sapno ka ghar banati thi,
Sara din Delhi ki roads par scooter chalta tha,
aur Hamara ishq us scooter par hi chalta tha.
Magar un pyari batoon mein hum iss kadar kho jate they,
Ki Red light ko bhi paar kar jate they,
Fir aashiqui mein chaalan ho jata tha,
Jo thode bahut paise hote they,
wo bhi traffic police wala le jata tha.
Isliye dosto agar GF ko ghoomane jayo
To driving licence apni jeb mein jaroor le jayo…