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Machli Jal Ki Rani Hai…

No… No….

Here is Something New!!!!

GirlFriend Dil Ki Rani Hai..
Money Uska Ziwan Hai..
Hanth Lagaoge To Chillayegi..
Money Nikaloge To Pat Jayegi…
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Bhikari: amma roti do.
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- Dadi: Abhi roti banayi nhi hai, bad mai ana.
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- Bhikari: ye mera mobile no. Hai Miss Call De dena jab tayyar ho jaye :D
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- Bhikari rocks.
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- Dadi:Aray baba mere pas balance nai, mai facebook par status update kar dungi. Usay check karky aa jana.:D
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- Dadi double rocks.;-
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Santa Banta ne Hindi ka home work nahi kiya tha. Hindi teacher ne unko ped par ulta latakne ki saza di.

Thodi der latakne ke baad Santa neeche gir gaya.

Hindi Teacher: Thak gaye kya?

Funny Santa: Nahi pakk gaya !
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Girlfriend to Santa: Me tum se tabi shaadi karungi jab tum koi sahsi kaam kar ke dikhaoge.

Funny Santa: Tum se shaadi karne se jyada sahsi kaam aur kya ho sakta hai?

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Wo dekho ek sales ka Banda ja raha hai ... 

Wo dekho ek sales ka Banda ja raha hai

Zindagi se hara hua hai ....

Par "customers" se haar nahi maanta,
Apne presentation ki ek line isey rati
hui hai....

par aaj kaun se rang ke moje pehne hain,
ye nahi jaanta,

Din par din ek excel file banata ja raha hai..

Wo dekho ek sales ka Banda ja raha hai ...

Das hazaar customers mein se ache
Customer dhoond lete hain lekin ,

Majboor dost ki ankhhon ki nami
dikhayi nahi deti,

PC pe hazzar windows khuli hain,
Par dil ki khidki pe koi dastak sunayi nahi deti...

Saturday-Sunday nahata nahi ,
Weekdays ko naha raha hai...

Wo dekho ek sales ka Banda ja raha hai ...

Reporting karte karte pata hi nahi chala,
"Boss" kab maa baap se bhi bade ho gaye,

Kitabon me gulab rakhne wala,
Cigrette me kho gaya,

Weekends pe daroo pee ke jo jashn mana raha hai ,

Wo dekho ek sales ka Banda ja raha hai ...................................

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Romantic Love Poems

Hindi Love SMS Shayari Poems

ZINDAGI KI RAHON ME BAHUT SE YAR MILENGE
HUM KYA HUMSE BHI ACHHE HAZEER MILENGE
IN ACHHON KI BHID ME HAMEIN NA BHULA DENA
HUM KAHAN TUMHE BAAR-BAAR MILENGE

Dena hai meri Aankho ko to aisi Risayi de,
Main Aaina bhi dekhun to tu dikhai de,
Dariya mein to lakh katre hain magar,
Katra wahi jisme sara dariya dikhayi de,
Kya husn kya jamal hai tera,
tu bheed mein bhi jaye to tanha dikhai de.

Bewafaa wo nahi hum hi kharab hai….
Zeher ki Jaroorat nahi mar jayenge Sharaab se….
Kaante mehsoos hi nahi hote kyunki,
Hame Pyaar hi itna tha Us Gulaab se…

Din hua hai to raat bhi hogi
Ho mat udaas kabhi baat bhi hogi
Itne pyar se dosti ki hai
Insha Allah zindagi rahi to
Mulaqat bhi hogi…

Kaise kahu ki tumse milne ki chahat nahi
Beqraar dil ko ab bhi rahat nahi
Bhula dete magar kya karu aise pyare dost ko
Bhul jane ki dil ko aadat nahi

hum haste hai tho woh samjthe hai humain aadat hai muskurane ki
Nadan hai woh kya jane yeh aadat hai gum bolone ki

Jo kuch bhi mila hai usi mein khush hu
mein tere liye khuda se taqrar nahi karta,
par kuch to baat hai teri fitrat mein
zalim warna tujhe chahne ki khata baar baar nahi karta

chiragon agar noor na hota..tanha dil itna majboor na hota…hum
aapse milne roz hi aajaate..agar aapka aashiyana humse itna door na hota

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Rangon se bhi rangeen zindagi hai humari,
rangeeli rahe yeh bandagi hai humari,
kabhi na bigde ye pyar ki rangoli,
aye mere yaar aisi HAPPY HOLI.
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Aaj rang lo is mehfil mein,
khelo jhoom kar holi,
ched do har dil ko aaj
bol kar pyar ki boli,
lal gulal aur har rang mein
Aaye jeevan mein baharon ki doli
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Tum bhi Jhoome masti main,
Hum bhi jhoome masti main,
Shor hua saari basti main..
Jhoome sab holi ki Masti main..
Mast Mast ye Masti rahe sada aapki Kashti main,
Beet Gayi HOLI fir bhi..
Mubarak ho HOLI bheegi masti Main !
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Fulo Ne Khilna Chhod Diya
Taro Ne Chamkna Chhod Diya
Holi Me Baki Hai 2 Din
Fir Aapne Abhi Se Nahana Q Chhod Diya.
Happy Holi
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Mahange rang gulaal hue hain,
Mahnge shakkar tel.
ab baaki tyohaar mein,
SMS tera khel.
MANHGAAI ZINDABAAD
HAPPY HOLI

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Kaun Kise Dil Me Jagah Deta Hai,
Ped Bhi Sukhe Patte Gira Deta Hai,
Wakif Hai Hum Duniya Ke Riwazo Se,
Dil Bhar Jaye To Har Koi Thukra Deta Hai.

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1..Papa kahte hai beta padhai karke kuchh bano to bura lagta hai,
par yahi baat jab Girlfriend kehti hai to lagta hai care karti hai.

2..GF ke liye Maa-Baap se juth bolte hai,
par Maa-Baap ke liye Gf se Kyun nahi??

3..GF se shaadi ke liye perents ko chhod dete hai,
par perents ke liye GF ko kyun nahi??

4..GF ko Picture dikhane ke paise hote hai,
par Sister ke liye suit dilane k paise nahi hote hai.

5..GF se roj raat me mobail se poochhte hai khana khaya ki nahi ya kitni roti khaai,
par kya aaj tak ye baat perents se poochhi??

6..GF ki ek kasam se smooking chhut jati hai,
par papa ke baar-baar kehne se kyun nahi??

so care your perents.....

Maa-Baap hi GOD hai Mante ho to Is Massage ko Faila do.

Funny Hindi Shayari for Love Friends

Funny Shayari in Hindi is a collection of some of the most hilarious two line to four line shayari sms in Hindi which are funny to ready and are full of comedy. Enjoy reading these funny Hindi Shayari and send them by sms to your friends and have fun making their day. Enjoy the comedy.

Unke Bewafai Par Wafa Hum Karenge
Yaad Ko Unki Dil Se Juda Hum Karenge
Itna Chaha Phir Bhi Yakeen Nahin
Aise Zindagi Jee Kar Kya Karenge

Mere Jineke Liye Tera Armaan Hi Kafi Hai .
Dil Ke Kalam Se Likhi Ye ! Dastaan Hi Kafi Hai.
Tir-E-Talwaar Ki Tujhe Kya Zaroorat-E-Nazneen,
Qatl Karne Ke Liye Teri Muskaan hi Kafi Hai

Ittefaq se hum mile,
Ittefaq se aap hume pasand aaye,
Ittefaq se hum dost bane,
Humari dosti ab ittefaq nahi,
Zindagi ki khoobsurat hakikat hai.

Yun durr reh! kar duriyon ko badaya nahi karte,
Apne deewano ko sataya nahi karte,
Har waqt bas jise tumhara khyal ho,
Usey apni awaaz ke liye tadpaya nahi karte.

Zamane se nahi to tanhai se darta hu,
Pyar se nahi to ruswai se darta hu,
Milne ki umang bahot hoti hai dil me,
Lekin milne ke baad teri judai se darta hu.

Hum to dil deneko taiyar baithe hai,
Darde mohabbat karne ko taiyar baite hai,
Par hai re meri futi kismat,
Koi dil leneko hi taiyar nahi.

Bekabu hai dil fir bhi jiya ja raha hu,
Khali hao botal fir bhi piya ja raha hu,
Majburi to dekho is dil ki.
Reply nahi mil raha fir bhi msg kiya ja raha hu.

Wo ruthe is kadar ki manaya na gaya,
Durr itne ho gaye ki pass bulaya na gaya,
Dil to dil tha samundar ka sahil nahi,
Likh diya naam to fir mitaya na gaya.

Comedy Shayari SMS in Hindi

 
Dil se kabhi mujhe yaad kiya karo,
Itna gair na samjho call nahi toa atleast
Miss call toa kar liya karo

Zindagi mein tum iss tarah jaise ki bahar aayi
Pyar iss tarah kiya ki gulzar aayi
Khush hum aise huae ki jaise basant ki fuhar aayi
Tumne dhokha iss tarah diya ki dil mai heartattack aayi

Socha tha har modd pe tumhara intezar karenge,
Socha tha har modd pe tumhara intezar karenge,
Magar kambakhat sali sadak hi seedhi nikli.

Itna khusnasib to hum na the
Hamari taqdia mai sitam kam na the
Fir kyo hum kuda ko itna bha gye
ki Banakar Dost aap Hamare zindgi me aa gaye

Shayar hoon arj karta hoon shayari
Sunlo itni bhi nahi hi buri
Varna murder kardoonga mere paas hai churi…

Yeh exam ke rishte bhi ajeeb hote hai,
Sab apne apne naseeb hote hai,
Rahte hai jo nigaho se duur,
Saale wahi question compulsary hote hai.

Gaa toh hum Bhi sakte hai,
Agar awaaz hot toh.
Baja toh hum bhi sakte hai,
Agar Saaz ho toh.
Kaun kehta hai Tajmahal Shahjahan ne Banaya,
Bana toh hum bhi sakte hai,
Agar Mumtaj ho toh…

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एक समय में एक Poultry Farm का मालिक था जो की अपनी मुर्गियों के द्वारा कम अंडे दिए जाने की वजह से परेशान था
एक दिन उसने सभी मुर्गियों को हुक्म दिया की कल से मुर्गियां ज्यादा अंडे दे

मालिक :अगर तुम लोगों ने कल से 2-2 अंडे नहीं दिए तो कल से तुम्हारा दाना पानी बंद

मुर्गिया डर गयी …. सब ने 2-2 अंडे दिए मगर एक ने सिर्फ एक अंडा ही दिया
मालिक: तुम ने 1 अंडा ही दिया है ? तुम्हें मेरा डर नहीं ?

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जवाब मिला : मालिक ! ये आपके डर की वजह से दिया है … वरना मैं तो मुर्गा हूँ

Funny Hindi Jokes

Funny Hindi Jokes

: Funny Hindi jokes is a collection of the funniest, most comical jokes which will make you laugh out loud. These are short jokes in a variety of categories.

Hindi Joke
Ek chor amir lok ke ghar mein chori karne gaya. Trunk pe likha tha “Trunk ko todne ki jaroorat nahi hai, 156 number press karke sahmne vala lal batan dabao, trunk khul jayegi. Jaise hi batan daba alarm baja aur police aa gayi.”
Jate jate chor us lok se bola: Aaj mera insaaniyat se vishwas uth gaya hai!

Kanjoos Joke
Babu market jata hai underwear kharid karne.
Babu: Yeh kitne ka hai?
Dokandar: Rs 600.
Kanjoos Babu: Arey bhai daily wear dikhaao, party wear nahi.

Funny Hindi Joke
Rubel gora tha. Jab uska ladka paida hua toh woh kala tha.
Tab Rubel apne patni ke paas jata hai aur pucha hai, “Yaar main bhi gora tha tum bhi gori thi to bachcha kaise kala paida ho gaya?”
Aur pher uski bibi ne jawab diya, Darling mein vi Hot tum vi hot sayad “Bachcha Jal gaya hoga.”

Funny Joke
Parul (naukrani) ne Parul se kaha, memsahab gajab ho gaya, pados ki teen auraten aap ki saas ko peet rahi hai.
Parul Naukrani ke saath balakani se aayi aur chup chap tamasha dekhne lagi.
Naukarani ne pucha, aap madad karne nahi jayengi?
Parul: Nahi uske liye teen hi kafi hai.

Shaadi Joke
Shadi ke bad dusre din Parul apni dady se: Meri unse ladai ho gayie!
Dady: Shadi mein jhagde toh hote rehte hai fikar mat karo.
Parul: Woh toh thik hai par ab “LAASH” ka kya karu

Dumb and Dumber Joke
Rubel: Woh ladki kitni sundar hai!
Liton: Mujhe uska naam pata hai.
Rubel: Kya naam hai uska?
Liton: Wo Bank mein kaam karti hai, uske counter ke upar uska naam likha tha “CHAALU KHAATA”

Baap Beta Joke
Bap: a beta jara bol to kis boys cricket team captan larki?
Beta: a kase hoga larka team main captan larki?? A nehi ho sakta.
Bap: abe hain . jara soch ke bata.
Beta: mujhe to bakwas lagta he.
Bap: Srilanka ki us team ki captan “Mahila Joyabardhana”

Very Dumb Joke in Hindi
Rubel bara dukhi tha!
Ek dost ne us se pucha, “Kiu, tension mein ho?”
Rubel: Yaar ek dost ko plastic surgery ke liye 2 lakh Rupeey diye thay, ab saale ko peehchan nahi pa raha hoon!

Dumb Joke in Hindi
Rubel Kaun Banega Crorepati Main:
Question: What is you father name?
Rubel: Plz Options?
a. Dilawar
b. Changez
c. Feroz
d. Sultan
Rubel: Life line-50/50
a. Dilawar
c. Feroze
Pathan: Audience Vote.
75% Dilawar
25% Feroze
Rubel: I want to use My last life line “Phone a friend.”
Kisse call karengy?
Rubel: Apne baap dilawar ko!

Cinema Hall Joke
Cinema hall Me Liton Ke Bagal Me Baithi 2 Aurate Lagatar Apas Me Baate Kiye Ja Rahi Thi. Thodi Der Tak To Liton Sabra Kiye Baitha Raha Lekin Fir Junjalaa Kar Bola- “Maaf Kijiyega, Mujhe Apki Baatchit Ke Chalte Film ka Koi Dialogue Sunaai Nahi Pad Raha Hai. Aap…..”
“To Hum bhi Kaha Aap ko suna Rahe Hai, Hamari Private Batchit chal Rahi Hai.”
Unme Se Anita Ne Munh Banaate Huye Kaha.

Funny Sports Joke in Hindi
Keya bolti hai tu,tu to iss para ka sera striker hai.
:nahi, maine iss elaka ki sabse baaje goalkeeper hu.

Hindi Joke
Suna hai tum club se daak paya ho?
: ha, thik suna.
:tumhara naam par kitni goal likha hai?

Beta Baba Joke
Diary par beta ki number dekh kar Baba hotash tha,iss tarah number pane ekhi tarika hai belt se marna.
-baba tum thik bola,besi karke pitna parega. Iss tarah number dene ka ye ek tarika hai.

Funny Joke
Ek admi police se bola kuch der pehle mera watch,mobile hijack ho gaya.
-app chillay kiun nahi help ke lyee.
-kiun ki, agar meine chillay to wo meri sona ki daat dekh leta.

Crazy Joke in Hindi
Matlab saab aap yeh age par aur ek santan kiun leta hai?
chup karo, member ki vi 11 ladka hai mere vi 11, ek ijjat ki bapar hai.

Short Hindi Joke
Maine khal katne par kumir anna chahta hu kiun?
Kiun ki bidesh par kumir ki bohot dam hai.

Dumb Hindi Joke
Agar admi ki paa nahi hota tha to keya hota tha.
Gari par break nahi hota tha.

Silly Hindi Joke
Nakshatra ki alo kiun mit mit kar jalta hai?
Voltage ki karan par,uha voltage kam hai.

Girl Boy Hindi Joke
:ladke se pehle ladkio ki saadi ho jata hai kiun?
:kiun ki ladki log ladke se pehle hai.

Two Men Funny Hindi Joke
1st person: mosquito ne hamari rakt khata hai magar neta log kya khata hai?
2nd person:neta log mosquito marne ke lyee paysa mar khata hai.

Funny Pappu Joke
Do log baat karti hai samaj ki halchal ki bare me,
:hamari jiban ki value kaya hai?
:aaj kal 100 Rs. Mein vi khuni paoa jata hai,so hamari value hai 100 Rs.

Two Men Hindi Joke
Do log baat karti hai samaj ki halchal ki bare me,
:hamari jiban ki value kaya hai?
:aaj kal 100 Rs. Mein vi khuni paoa jata hai,so hamari value hai 100 Rs.

Baap Beta Joke
Bap: hamari protiva kiun chupa rehta hai?
Beta:kiun ki sabne protivaban nahi ho jay is lyee.

Rickshawala Hindi Joke
Ek rickshawala bohot khata hai us lyee usko petuk kehta hai magar “Sher e Bangla” vi bohot khata tha magar usko hum kehta hai “Vojon Roshik”.

Hindi Joke
Maramari karke kapre cirne ke par din:
:ki vai,kiun daur raha ho?
:meri daurne par vi tu khota deta hai,rokh aj vi tera shirt chir dunga.

Pappu Joke Hindi
Ek admi ne pappu se ask kya ke usne nahane ke waqt kaun se dik se mukh rakh kar suru karega
Pappu:tumhare kapra se suru karo.

Jail Joke in Hindi
Two friend gossips
1 Friend said :  yaar Jail ko “Hawalaat” kyu kehte hy..?
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2 Friend said:   Kyu k jail me khane ma  sirf
“Hawa” ur “Laat” hi milti hy-----      haahaahaa

Full Time Pass Jokes (Fully Funny)

Train me 2 aadmi safar kar rahe the..
1st - Kahan se arahe ho?
2nd- Lahore se
1st - Wahan se to main bhi araha hun...
Lahore me kahan se arahe ho?
2nd- Iqbal town
1st - Wahan se to main bhi araha hun
ye batao Iqbal town me kahan se
arahe ho?
2nd- Street 2 se...
1st - Wahan se to main bhi araha hun
ye batao street 2 se kis ke ghar se arahe
ho?
2nd- Rasheed sahab ke ghar se
1st - Wahaan se to main bhi araha hun
aacha ye batao kahaan jaa rahe ho?
Aas paas ke musafiron ne tang aake
kaha akhir tum dono ho kaun??
Dono bole- Hum dono bhai hai, time
pass kar rahe hai.. . :-/

Bhigi Ankho Se Muskurane Me Maza Aur Hai.........

Bhigi Ankho Se Muskurane Me Maza Aur Hai,
Haste Haste Palke Bhigane Me Maza Aur Hai,
Baat Kehke To Koi Bhi Samjhe,
Khamosi Ko Koi Samjhe To Maza Aur Hai..........

Kanjoos Joke

Babu market jata hai underwear kharid karne.
Babu: Yeh kitne ka hai?
Dokandar: Rs 600.
Kanjoos Babu: Arey bhai daily wear dikhaao, party wear nahi.

Funny jokes-Shaadi

Shaadi se pehle shadi ke baad
Shaadi ke pehle ladki: Darling tum nahi toh main nahi… Aur main nahi toh tum nahi!
Shaadi ke baad ladki: Aaj ya toh tu nahi ya main nahi!!

Shaadi aur mobile
Shaadi aur mobile me kya similarity hai?
Sirf dimag me ek hi sooch aati hai ki,
Thode din aur ruk jata to naya model mil jata.

Shoaib Malik joke in Hindi-Marriage to Ayesha

This is how Ayesha got married to Shoaib on phone.

Ayesha - "Hello Shoaib Afghanistan ka capital kya hai

Shoaib - "Kabul" hai

Ayesha - Sunai nahi de raha hai!

Shoaib - "Kabul" hai

Ayesha - Arre baba phir se bolo.

Shoaib - "Kabul" hai "Kabul" hai "Kabul" hai

The marriage ceremony was completed..

Funny jokes-Laloo in train

Laloo, Rabri and his son were returning from south by train.

Laloo was occupying the lower berth, Rabri the middle berth and his son the top most berth in the train compartment.

The train stopped at one of the stations on the way back and the son asked Laloo to bring him a Cadburys chocolate. When Laloo and his son returned they found that a South Indian who couldn't understand Hindi had occupied his son's berth.

Upset and angry, Laloo called the Ticket checker & asked him to help.

The Ticket checker said that he could not understand Hindi or Bihari so it would be nice if Laloo explained the whole situation to him in English.

So Laloo explained, 'That man sleeping on top of my wife is not giving birth to my child.' !!!!!