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Wo dekho ek sales ka Banda ja raha hai ... 

Wo dekho ek sales ka Banda ja raha hai

Zindagi se hara hua hai ....

Par "customers" se haar nahi maanta,
Apne presentation ki ek line isey rati
hui hai....

par aaj kaun se rang ke moje pehne hain,
ye nahi jaanta,

Din par din ek excel file banata ja raha hai..

Wo dekho ek sales ka Banda ja raha hai ...

Das hazaar customers mein se ache
Customer dhoond lete hain lekin ,

Majboor dost ki ankhhon ki nami
dikhayi nahi deti,

PC pe hazzar windows khuli hain,
Par dil ki khidki pe koi dastak sunayi nahi deti...

Saturday-Sunday nahata nahi ,
Weekdays ko naha raha hai...

Wo dekho ek sales ka Banda ja raha hai ...

Reporting karte karte pata hi nahi chala,
"Boss" kab maa baap se bhi bade ho gaye,

Kitabon me gulab rakhne wala,
Cigrette me kho gaya,

Weekends pe daroo pee ke jo jashn mana raha hai ,

Wo dekho ek sales ka Banda ja raha hai ...................................

Hindi Love SMS | Love Shayari | Romantic Love Poems | Hindi SMS Shayari

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Romantic Love Poems

Hindi Love SMS Shayari Poems

ZINDAGI KI RAHON ME BAHUT SE YAR MILENGE
HUM KYA HUMSE BHI ACHHE HAZEER MILENGE
IN ACHHON KI BHID ME HAMEIN NA BHULA DENA
HUM KAHAN TUMHE BAAR-BAAR MILENGE

Dena hai meri Aankho ko to aisi Risayi de,
Main Aaina bhi dekhun to tu dikhai de,
Dariya mein to lakh katre hain magar,
Katra wahi jisme sara dariya dikhayi de,
Kya husn kya jamal hai tera,
tu bheed mein bhi jaye to tanha dikhai de.

Bewafaa wo nahi hum hi kharab hai….
Zeher ki Jaroorat nahi mar jayenge Sharaab se….
Kaante mehsoos hi nahi hote kyunki,
Hame Pyaar hi itna tha Us Gulaab se…

Din hua hai to raat bhi hogi
Ho mat udaas kabhi baat bhi hogi
Itne pyar se dosti ki hai
Insha Allah zindagi rahi to
Mulaqat bhi hogi…

Kaise kahu ki tumse milne ki chahat nahi
Beqraar dil ko ab bhi rahat nahi
Bhula dete magar kya karu aise pyare dost ko
Bhul jane ki dil ko aadat nahi

hum haste hai tho woh samjthe hai humain aadat hai muskurane ki
Nadan hai woh kya jane yeh aadat hai gum bolone ki

Jo kuch bhi mila hai usi mein khush hu
mein tere liye khuda se taqrar nahi karta,
par kuch to baat hai teri fitrat mein
zalim warna tujhe chahne ki khata baar baar nahi karta

chiragon agar noor na hota..tanha dil itna majboor na hota…hum
aapse milne roz hi aajaate..agar aapka aashiyana humse itna door na hota

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Saaz k 7 awaz,

Saaz k 7 awaz,
Samander k 7 sahil,
Phool k 7 khushbo,
Jism k 7 rooh,
Shama k 7 parwany,
Khushi k 7 gum or
aap k 7 hum :-)
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bohat din howe jab kaha tha kisi ney…

bohat din howe jab kaha tha kisi ney…
tum ho tamanna tum hi zindagi ho…
tum hi meri dunya tum hi hur khushi ho…
main karta hon tum sey buhat sara piyar… 
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Usse hum zindagi kehte hain

Pyar kehte hain,
Mohobbat kehte hain,
Kuch log isse bandagi kehte hain,
Magar jiss pe hum marte hain usse hum zindagi kehte hain
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Husn wale khub wafaon ka sila DaIte hain,

Husn wale khub wafaon ka sila dAIte hain,
Har mor par ek zakhm naya daite hain,
Dost is jahan main koi apna nahi,
Jab aag lagti hai to patte bhi hawa daite hain.. 
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zara si der lagti hay

Zamana dost ho jaey to bohat mohtat ho jana…
Kisi k rang badalney main zara si dair lagti hay…
Koi jo khawb dekho to ussey foran bhulla dena…
Ke neenden toot janey main zara si dair lagti hay…
Kisi ko dukh kabhi dena to itna soch kar dena…
Kisi ki aah lagney main zara si der lagti hay…
Bohat hi mo’tabar hain jin ko muhabbat raas aa jaey…
Kisi ko raah badlney main, zara si der lagti hay………

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Hindi Love Shayri – Na jane inn ankhon mein basi

Shiddat se hame talash thi jiski puri nahi thi magar aas thi jiski rehte they jo bas khyalo mein hamare na jane inn ankhon mein basi wo tasveer thi kiski

Mehsoos kiya hai hamne uske ehsaas ko tere labo se andaje baya lagta hai ye mera sapne hai jo haikikat hua hai jane kyon teri har baat pe aitbaar hota hai

zoostju pe teri hum ji na payenge na muksura aise, sayad hum mar jayenge izhaar-e-ishq sanam yu nazro se na kar sile hont tere meri dhadkano ko juda kar jayenga

Hindi SMS & Love Images

Kaun Kise Dil Me Jagah Deta Hai,
Ped Bhi Sukhe Patte Gira Deta Hai,
Wakif Hai Hum Duniya Ke Riwazo Se,
Dil Bhar Jaye To Har Koi Thukra Deta Hai.

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Valentine's Day Special

Valentine’s Day is just around the corner. Since it take places only once a year, most of us try our best to explicitly show our loved ones how much they mean to us. And so it remains to be, graphic designers are very much occupied with work this time of the year since each agency wants to reach a different approach with their products as well as remain unique.

With the help of Photoshop, designers can achieve some tremendous graphics and eye-catching designs. This software provides numerous effects and has a wide range of functions that let you discover your creative side more each time. Last year we had filled Valentine’s day with a nice free icon set as well as some really creative gift wrapping ideas.

Here is a roundup of some really useful tutorials to help you save time and give your work a special appeal so that you all can spend a memorable Valentine’s Day with your loved ones. Let the creativity begin!

Valentine's Day SMS
 

The most important things are the hardest to say, because words diminish them. Forever yours...your Valentine.

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No poems no fancy words I just want the world to know that I LOVE YOU my Princess with all my heart. Happy Valentines Day.

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My eyes are blind without your eyes to see, Like a rose without color. Always be there in my life sweetheart.

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U r unique

U r caring and

U r the Best.And I am d luckiest to have U in my life!

Happy Valentine's Day my sweet heart!

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Love puts the fun in together, the sad in apart, and the joy in a heart.

Happy Valentines Day my love.

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If I could die early I would ask God if I could be your guardian angel, so I could wrap my wings around you and embrace you whenever you feel alone.

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Let's share the world

A sea is for you, and waves are for me.

The sky is for you, and stars are for me.

The sun is for you, and light is for me.

Everything is for you, and you are for me.

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Sometimes we make love with our eyes.

Sometimes we make love with our hands.

Sometimes we make love with our bodies.

Always we make love with our hearts.

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Here is my heart, it is yours so take it,

Treat it gently, please do not break it.

Its full of love thats good and true,

So please keep it always close to u.

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Love is missing someone whenever you're apart, but somehow feeling warm inside because you're close in heart. As we are, Happy Valentines Day sweetheart.

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Aisa Kyu hota hai LADKO...

1..Papa kahte hai beta padhai karke kuchh bano to bura lagta hai,
par yahi baat jab Girlfriend kehti hai to lagta hai care karti hai.

2..GF ke liye Maa-Baap se juth bolte hai,
par Maa-Baap ke liye Gf se Kyun nahi??

3..GF se shaadi ke liye perents ko chhod dete hai,
par perents ke liye GF ko kyun nahi??

4..GF ko Picture dikhane ke paise hote hai,
par Sister ke liye suit dilane k paise nahi hote hai.

5..GF se roj raat me mobail se poochhte hai khana khaya ki nahi ya kitni roti khaai,
par kya aaj tak ye baat perents se poochhi??

6..GF ki ek kasam se smooking chhut jati hai,
par papa ke baar-baar kehne se kyun nahi??

so care your perents.....

Maa-Baap hi GOD hai Mante ho to Is Massage ko Faila do.

Funny Hindi Shayari for Love Friends

Funny Shayari in Hindi is a collection of some of the most hilarious two line to four line shayari sms in Hindi which are funny to ready and are full of comedy. Enjoy reading these funny Hindi Shayari and send them by sms to your friends and have fun making their day. Enjoy the comedy.

Unke Bewafai Par Wafa Hum Karenge
Yaad Ko Unki Dil Se Juda Hum Karenge
Itna Chaha Phir Bhi Yakeen Nahin
Aise Zindagi Jee Kar Kya Karenge

Mere Jineke Liye Tera Armaan Hi Kafi Hai .
Dil Ke Kalam Se Likhi Ye ! Dastaan Hi Kafi Hai.
Tir-E-Talwaar Ki Tujhe Kya Zaroorat-E-Nazneen,
Qatl Karne Ke Liye Teri Muskaan hi Kafi Hai

Ittefaq se hum mile,
Ittefaq se aap hume pasand aaye,
Ittefaq se hum dost bane,
Humari dosti ab ittefaq nahi,
Zindagi ki khoobsurat hakikat hai.

Yun durr reh! kar duriyon ko badaya nahi karte,
Apne deewano ko sataya nahi karte,
Har waqt bas jise tumhara khyal ho,
Usey apni awaaz ke liye tadpaya nahi karte.

Zamane se nahi to tanhai se darta hu,
Pyar se nahi to ruswai se darta hu,
Milne ki umang bahot hoti hai dil me,
Lekin milne ke baad teri judai se darta hu.

Hum to dil deneko taiyar baithe hai,
Darde mohabbat karne ko taiyar baite hai,
Par hai re meri futi kismat,
Koi dil leneko hi taiyar nahi.

Bekabu hai dil fir bhi jiya ja raha hu,
Khali hao botal fir bhi piya ja raha hu,
Majburi to dekho is dil ki.
Reply nahi mil raha fir bhi msg kiya ja raha hu.

Wo ruthe is kadar ki manaya na gaya,
Durr itne ho gaye ki pass bulaya na gaya,
Dil to dil tha samundar ka sahil nahi,
Likh diya naam to fir mitaya na gaya.

Comedy Shayari SMS in Hindi

 
Dil se kabhi mujhe yaad kiya karo,
Itna gair na samjho call nahi toa atleast
Miss call toa kar liya karo

Zindagi mein tum iss tarah jaise ki bahar aayi
Pyar iss tarah kiya ki gulzar aayi
Khush hum aise huae ki jaise basant ki fuhar aayi
Tumne dhokha iss tarah diya ki dil mai heartattack aayi

Socha tha har modd pe tumhara intezar karenge,
Socha tha har modd pe tumhara intezar karenge,
Magar kambakhat sali sadak hi seedhi nikli.

Itna khusnasib to hum na the
Hamari taqdia mai sitam kam na the
Fir kyo hum kuda ko itna bha gye
ki Banakar Dost aap Hamare zindgi me aa gaye

Shayar hoon arj karta hoon shayari
Sunlo itni bhi nahi hi buri
Varna murder kardoonga mere paas hai churi…

Yeh exam ke rishte bhi ajeeb hote hai,
Sab apne apne naseeb hote hai,
Rahte hai jo nigaho se duur,
Saale wahi question compulsary hote hai.

Gaa toh hum Bhi sakte hai,
Agar awaaz hot toh.
Baja toh hum bhi sakte hai,
Agar Saaz ho toh.
Kaun kehta hai Tajmahal Shahjahan ne Banaya,
Bana toh hum bhi sakte hai,
Agar Mumtaj ho toh…

Comedy Shayari in Hindi

Khayal ko kissi aahat ki aas rehti hai,
Nigah ko kissi soorat ki talash rehti hai,
Tere bin koi kami toa nhi hai dost,
Bass gali waali jamadarni udhas rehti hai…

Jab bhi hota hain deedar,
dil dhadakta hai baar baar,
par yeh sochkar kehte hain,
ki kab chukaaoge mera uddhaar…

Humne bhi kabhi pyar kiya tha,
thoda nai besumar kiya tha,
dil tut kar reh gaya,
jab usne kaha,aree Maine to Majak kiya tha…

Sher Sunaata hoon zara ghor se suno,
Main Sher Sunaata hoon zara ghor se suno,
Ja mein nahi sunata kisi our se suno …

Jawani kd din chamkile hon gaye,
husn ke tever nokile ho gaye,
faisla lene me itne dhile ho gaye,
ki unke haath peele ho gaye….

Wo chham chham kar ke aayi
wo chham chham kar ke chali gayi
main sindoor le kar khada tha
wo rakhi bandh kar chali gayi..

Log ruthkar rah jaatein hai,
Dil ki baat dil mein daba jaate hain,
Zamana teji ka hai,
Phir kyon nahin aeroplane si udaan bharte hain!
Kalam se khat par leekh kar kabootar udaana hua ab poorana,
Sonchtein hain yeh to zamana hua deewana!

Pani Main Tairna machali ka style
Hawa me udna panchi ka style
Different msgs bhejna FANNAH ka style
Fukat ka msg padhna aur fwd karna aapka style .
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Kehne ko toa kichar me bhi ham kamal khila de ,
Magar kuch soch ke ruk jaate hain .
Tum kanto me jeene ki baat karte ho,
Hum to kaanto ko bhi phool bana dete hain.

Usne mehndi laga rakhi thi ,
Hamne uski doli utha rakhi thi ,
Hame maloom tha ke vo bewafa niklegi ,
Isliye hamne uski behen pata rakhi thi….

Kya hua jo usne racha li mehndi,
Hamm bhi aab sehra sajayenge,
Mujhe ptta tha ke vo aapne naseeb main nhi hai,
Ab uski chotti behen ko fasayenge…..

Funny Shayari In Hindi

Scooter Ka Ishq :

Hamara ishq tha hi itna saccha,
ki scooter par lagta hi tha accha,
Jab milne unse jati thi,
To scooter par hi sapno ka ghar banati thi,
Sara din Delhi ki roads par scooter chalta tha,
aur Hamara ishq us scooter par hi chalta tha.
Magar un pyari batoon mein hum iss kadar kho jate they,
Ki Red light ko bhi paar kar jate they,
Fir aashiqui mein chaalan ho jata tha,
Jo thode bahut paise hote they,
wo bhi traffic police wala le jata tha.
Isliye dosto agar GF ko ghoomane jayo
To driving licence apni jeb mein jaroor le jayo…

EK Pyari Si Kahani...........

I love my past.

I love my present.

I’m not ashamed of what I’ve had,

and I’m not sad because I have it no longer.

Full Time Pass Jokes (Fully Funny)

Train me 2 aadmi safar kar rahe the..
1st - Kahan se arahe ho?
2nd- Lahore se
1st - Wahan se to main bhi araha hun...
Lahore me kahan se arahe ho?
2nd- Iqbal town
1st - Wahan se to main bhi araha hun
ye batao Iqbal town me kahan se
arahe ho?
2nd- Street 2 se...
1st - Wahan se to main bhi araha hun
ye batao street 2 se kis ke ghar se arahe
ho?
2nd- Rasheed sahab ke ghar se
1st - Wahaan se to main bhi araha hun
aacha ye batao kahaan jaa rahe ho?
Aas paas ke musafiron ne tang aake
kaha akhir tum dono ho kaun??
Dono bole- Hum dono bhai hai, time
pass kar rahe hai.. . :-/

DIL DOST KO DOGE TO DOST BANAOGE

DIL DOST KO DOGE TO DOST BANAOGE,
SATHI KO DOGE TO SATHI BANAOGE,
PYAR KARNE WALO KO DOGE TO KADAR KARWAOGE,
AUR AGAR APNO KO DOGE TO PACHTAOGE…………
KHUDA KI IBADAT ME WO EK DUA HAMARI HOGI,
JISME MANGI HAR KHUSHI TUMHARI HOGI,
JAB BHI KOI DASTAK SUNAI DE DIL PE,
TO SAMAGH LENA WO PYAR KI DASTAK HAMARI HOGI…………

Aisi apni Wife ho..................

Aisi apni Wife ho..................

5'5" jiski height ho,
Chehra jiska bright ho,

Weight mein thori light Ho,
Umer mein difference slight ho,

Thori see wo quiet ho,
Tu memorable her ek night ho~

Aisi apni Wife ho..................

Saas ki khidmat jiski khwahish ho
Beauty multiply by Twice ho,
mom dad ki choice ho,

Aisi apni Wife ho..................

Padosi jab baat kare tu,
haath me uskay knife ho.
Dinner candle light ho,
Tu Delecious har ek Bite ho,
Dono mein na kabhi fight ho,
Milne k baad dil delight ho..

Aisi apni Wife ho..................

Ankhain uski jaisay...sunny Twilight ho!
Honton ko dekh ker lagay...jaisay coke diet ho
Jab saari pehn k niklay tu kya sight ho,
Aisa lagay jaisay switzerland ki flight ho,
Favourite colour white ho,
make-up thora light ho
Zulfain Dynamite hoon..
Basant mein jaisay ur rahi koi kite ho !

Aisi apni Wife ho..................

Kaash yeh concept 100% right ho
agar aisi apni wife ho
tu kya haseen life ho
Batoon mein garmaish ho
har kisi ki yahi farmaish ho
kudrat ki bhi aazmaish ho
Defense ki rehaaish ho,
Kise ki bhi na look-a-like ho,


Aisi apni Wife ho..................
Aisi apni Wife ho..................

Bhigi Ankho Se Muskurane Me Maza Aur Hai.........

Bhigi Ankho Se Muskurane Me Maza Aur Hai,
Haste Haste Palke Bhigane Me Maza Aur Hai,
Baat Kehke To Koi Bhi Samjhe,
Khamosi Ko Koi Samjhe To Maza Aur Hai..........

Dedctd 2 My All Friends :-

Dedctd 2 My All
Friends :-

Yahi Sochate Sochate
Hum Ek Dusre Ko Kho
Denge Ek Din..

Ki

"Wo Mujhe Yad Nahi
Karti To Me Usey Kyu
Yad Karoo"?

Love Shayari In Hindi

Lamhe judai ke bekarar kerte hai,
Haalat mere mujhe laachar karte hai,
Aankhe meri pad lo kabhi,
Ham khud kaise kahe ki aapse pyaar karte hai…

Dil Ke Aaine Khaney Ki Adhoori Tasveer
Taqdeer Ki Kitaab Ki Ki Woh Adhoori Tehreer
Kisi Dil Ki Baasti Mein Ek Adhoori Jagheer
Kismat Ke Haathon Par Ek Adhoori Lakeer..

Aankho me samaa jao is dil me raha karna
taaron me hasa karna phoolon me khila karna
jabse tumhe dekha hai jabse tumhe paya hai
kuch hosh nahi mujhko ek nasha sa chaya hai
ab baat jo karni ho aankhon se kaha karna…
 

Meri Mulakat Ko Chahe Musibat Kehna
Apni Nazar Ko Mere Liye Nafrat Kehna
Par Akele Me Jab Ansoo Bhari Aankhe
Meri Yaad Dilaye To Jaan Use Meri Mohabbat Kehna !!

Mohabbat har Insan ko ajmati hai,
kisi se ruth jati hai kisi pe muskurati hai,
mohabat khel hi aisa hai
kisi ka kuch nahi jata aur kisi ki jaan hi chali jaati hai

Shayari SMS

Koi rishta naya ya purana nahi hota,
Zindagi ka har pal suhana nahi hota,
juda hona to qismat ki baat hai,
par judai ka matlab bhulana nahi hota…
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Wo kehte hai dil pe bharosa itna nahi karte,
Hum kehte hai mohabat me socha nahi karte,
Wo kehte hai nazro se door par dil ke paas hoon,
Humne kaha sapno se dil ko behlaya nahi karte…
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Kya nasha hai ishq aaj tak samajh na paye hum,
Un nashili ankho me kahi ho na jayenge gum,
Yun to ishq samajh nahi aata najane kya bala thi ye,
ke juda hone pe unke yeh ankhe ho gayi hai num…